Currency Markets Gifts

Chines Dollar

"Just keep cranking 'em out until we have parity with the old franc!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Wall Street Couch

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

European currency on the edge.

Tariff Wars

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

Jumping Wall Street.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

US dollar rising and falling.

The Euro - R.I.P.

Out of control

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

Exchange Rate Going Down the Plughole

That might not work, EU...

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"That was a rumor day."

"He downgraded Apple."