Currency Gifts

Magician producing the Euro

'Don't be silly darling...I married you for your money, it makes no difference, pounds or euros.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"

'Did the pound devalue?' - 'No, it's still worth 100 pence.'

"I'm not sure about this one."

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"No. When I say, he's 'old money', I mean he didn't get his old banknotes converted in time."

Economic

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Zimbabwe issues a one hundred trillion dollar banknote.

"Apparently it's OK to clone sheep but not hundred-dollar bills"

'Hey buddy, spare a foreign coin that works in a vending machine...'

Eurozone tries to eat the British pound.

' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'

'I just paid for a jacket and got back this 50 euro bill. It doesn't fit my purse, would you please exchange it into a 100 euro bill?'

Withdrawals, Deposits, Federal Examiners.

'Don't forget there'll be 5 tests on this later children.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

That might not work, EU...

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Euro against the Dollar.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Euro.

Exchange Rate.

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

US economy outperforms Europe.