Curly Chaos Keeper Pillows

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"You get one every time you order something online."

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Quick! Look cute!'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

Dog Day Afternoon

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

Abstract painter

The 5 second rule: canine edition

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

A Real Find

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'