Curly Chaos Keeper Pillows

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Dog In Your Face Comics

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Quick! Look cute!'

''D' is for 'Despair'; 'E' is for 'Exhaustion'.'

"I didn't say he was housebroken. I said he broke up the house."

After exhaustive auditions, Rudy Park hires a new writer. You should've seen the brawl that broke out between Rowling, Twain and Watterson. They all really wanted the gig … until they heard what it pays. So who'd we hire? Darrin Bell. The guy who draws us. That clown? Shhh!! What? I'm not afraid of him. To be continued …

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Abstract painter

Dog Day Afternoon

That thing you threw up was only a hairball.

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Never mind how did I get up here. Run and get your father.'

"Woo-hoo! Grog finally nail pesky fly!"

"Dare I ask what you've done with the right shoe?"

A Real Find

"You'll see, he's not a bad Master, but for some weird reason he insists on my sitting before I cross the road..."

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

Big dog with tongue hanging in drink bowl at Lemonade stand.