Curious Joey T-Shirts

'Now Mum, don't jump around for a bit: I'm playing with my Chemistry set...'

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Do Guns Kill?

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Stonehenge Books

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

God hounded by the media.

Private View.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"They say there's no cannibalism on the island, but they're willing to give it a try."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

'Dear Abby: I continually find myself asking for advice from complete strangers. Please help.'

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

Some patients may want to know more than others.

"So tell me doc, what's new and exciting in pharmacology these days?".

'I know about the birds, but what about the bees?'

Animal Hospital

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'

"Nothing beats going abroad to discover new types of cheese: you have to try Camel Cheese!"

'I don't have a dog or a cat. Why do you ask?'