Curious Angels Pillows

Rejects Notice in Heaven

'Teenagers!'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Honey Wallah

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then what happened?"

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.