Curious Angels Mugs

Rejects Notice in Heaven

Boy and girl at thier studies

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"So, what do you do for play?"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

Honey Wallah

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then what happened?"

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.