Curious About Human Behavior Prints

"Why are we hiding?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The Map of the Human Heart

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Codependipity.

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Duped chick

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

The institute.

Studying Fire Behavior

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

Sigmund Freud

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."