Curious About Human Behavior Mugs

"Why are we hiding?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

The Map of the Human Heart

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

Codependipity.

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

'Look - we don't love it, but it's a living.'

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

The institute.

Studying Fire Behavior

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

Duped chick

Sigmund Freud

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"