Curiosity Wrangler Gifts

"I use it to stop little kids from touching everything."

'He's at the awkward age - out of diapers and into everything else.

"So help me, if one more first grader asks 'Why teacher?'. . . I think I'll scream!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"#BeCurious"

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Entomology Reference

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"No, not that button!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Today is the day I start the new me!"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Parental Training Course

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Curiosity'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Nikola Tesla

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."