Curiosities Prints

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.