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Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Why's the sky so high?' - 'So the birds don't bump their heads.'

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'