Lover Of Curiosities Mugs

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

Serenade for you...

Entomology Reference

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Route 666.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"I'll take it."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

Victorian Secret

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"I like this one. Do you think it will look good when knocked from the table to the floor?"