Cupid Of Cheese Gifts

'My main responsibilities are making people fall in love with cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Wedding Chefs

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Valentine Vaccines

"We fell for this last time remember..."

cuPad

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Say cheese!

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'