Cupid Cynic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows featuring witty, love-challenging phrases. Perfect for the cynic who loves to relax with a smile and a bit of sarcasm.

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"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer." mockup

"I was an incurable romantic until I met Martha's divorce lawyer."

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"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell." mockup

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

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"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think." mockup

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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Just married and Just Single and Happy. mockup

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

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"What's this for poorer stuff?"

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"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead." mockup

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

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"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math." mockup

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

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Always Compatible

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Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together. mockup

Our love is strong, but it's our mutual dislikes that really keep us together.

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"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer." mockup

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe." mockup

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

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'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!' mockup

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

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"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties." mockup

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

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'...and do you take this pre-nup...?' mockup

'...and do you take this pre-nup...?'

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"Life sucks and then you keep living." mockup

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

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'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.'

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.' mockup

'Yes, but at least I don't fake the whole relationship.'

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning." mockup

"Yes, Myra, I do still love you. What I don't love, however, is this exit poll every damned morning."

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'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?' mockup

'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'

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"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments." mockup

"You know as well as I do, love is just another word for offshore investments."

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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Love Then and Now

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"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement." mockup

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

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'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....' mockup

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

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Obama builds own gallows.

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'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.'

'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.' mockup

'It's just a male thing - none of them can feign passion beyond the event horizon.'

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'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!' mockup

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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Cupid Cynic Pillows Collection

Cupid Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the Cupid Cynic. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea, these humorous mugs are sure to get a laugh.

Cupid Cynic Prints

Discover humorous prints that resonate with the Cupid Cynic’s playful defiance of love standards. Perfect for decorating their space with wit and style.

Cupid Cynic T-Shirts

Browse our funny t-shirts for the Cupid Cynic. Whether out and about or relaxing at home, these tees make a bold statement with humor and style.