Cupid Chaos Fan T-Shirts

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Non-Drip ?

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Hell: The Airport"

Cupid and parachutists.

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

City centre pub.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat Stops Cupid

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Love in Church

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Artist

'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'