Cupid Chaos Fan T-Shirts

I'm starting to think this guy has no idea how to play darts.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Non-Drip ?

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Cupid paints Stop sign

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

"Hell: The Airport"

City centre pub.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

Call it Tough Love.

Cat Stops Cupid

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

Cat attacks dog reading on a bench.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

Love in Church

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

Artist

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Car with upright Christmas tree.

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'