Cupcake Conjurer T-Shirts

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

Human Recources Management

Ghostbasters 3

Witch's Brew.

Witches of Instagram

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"What does she have that I don't?"

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Bake Sale! To benefit our town animal shelter

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Fallen Angel.