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'Take the optimistic approach. When you sit down to eat, think of your stomach as being half full.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

2017 glass half full

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Hope for the New Year

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

How Gerald keeps going

"Is the glass half empty or half full?"

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'