Cultured Sipper T-Shirts

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'Boozer's Week.'