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'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A very fine vintage

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Wine not?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'