Cultured Facade Pillows

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

Overly wordy travel.

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Management Styles - Inclusive

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Miserable man holding a balloon with smiling face.

Igor beaver.

Happy Burn's Night!

FacadeBook

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."

"Bill and I are readers."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

"Reggie 'The Butcher' Baker just found out that everyone knows his wife calls him 'love dumpling'."

Not A Bookstore: Non-books that look like books for folks who don't read books, but want people to think they read books.

"Where in hell is New York?"

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."