Culture Warriors Pillows

Jackie Weaver

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"I have a very demanding job. The boss is always demanding I work late."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Sometimes I feel the company would collapse if we weren't here.

"The chairman said he wanted to see you when you got out of hospital."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Painter's Duel.

'Oh, that's a deduction to pay for management perks.'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"

The back of a boss' desk which reads 'Focus'.

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

When the water's colder than you thought...

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

University Challenge

An older white male executive is barely hanging onto his career

Pen mightier than sword.

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

'Yes, it is a stressful job.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."