Culture Crusader Pillows

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

"Who are these people?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Caged Businessman

Free speech isn't cheap!

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Creativity 2.0

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Art Plagiarism

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

Food Pyramid

A Night In the Art Gallery

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'My right brain isn't working.'

University Challenge

Citizen Cane...

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

The Glass Floor

'We lost funding.'

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.