Creativity Crusader Pillows

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"What made you think I would draw you?"

Starving Artist Sale.

'Convention was a flop! Not one good cartoon idea!'

"Of course we value your creativity and insight. We just don't value them very much."

"It's tough being a cartoonist when you need a 100 Watt idea each day, but due to the increasing power prices, can only afford a 15 watt one."

Bright idea

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Multi-Tasking

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

Farmers' Warnings.

Art Plagiarism

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Louis Pasteur Caricature

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Quit moving"

'We lost funding.'

'Let's not overreact. We're just in solvent, not bankrupt.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

A Blanksy

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'