Culture Guardian Pillows

West Australian mining industry

North Pole

The height of fashion in 1796

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Police Statetion

"Now that was post-modern sex."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

The sunglasses.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'