Global Culture Observer Pillows

"U.S. stocks rose on news of a rise in American fast food sales, and heart angioplasties, in China."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Selfie Stick

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Police Statetion

Regardless children just want to fit in.

You won't believe what happens in circle 6!! Dante's Inferno updated.

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Trump Tower

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

America's pastimes through British eyes

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

"Beware of avant-guard dog."

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

Liking a Painting

English man in Australia during christmas

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

Evidence board

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

Cubans against annexation to the USA

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Walmart Shopper

Dot Sucks

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

"Things that weren't racist or sexist last week, but this week are..."

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"

"I'll need a bigger one of these hat thingys." "Allen converts to Judaism in an attempt to conceal his bald spot"

"Welcome aboard - oh, and the job has been moved to India, and you'll be paid in rice."

Go To Sleep Britain...

'Breaking news, an E.U. directive is moving pancake Tuesday to Thursday...'