Culture Curiouser Pillows

'Ethnologists good. Saving us from starving.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Omara Portuondo

'Now that's an afro!'

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Now showing, at a University near you...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Stonehenge Explained

Introducing Piza Island.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Then what happened?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."