Culture Commercializer Mugs

Long Queue

Try to guess the continent dining...

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Woman Life Freedom

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

New study: Brain Fat.

Rodin's Pub Regular