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Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Try to guess the continent dining...

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Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Woman Life Freedom

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'And now for some fresh and existing commercials before we get back to our dull, uninteresting, and hum-drum story.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"Guys, I don't think that's gonna increase the number of Latinos on TV."

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

Hijab ban in Educational Institutions

"A huge breakthrough from our research and development team. . . they've figure out a way to fool all of the people all of the time!"

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

Rodin's Pub Regular