Culture Clash Comedian Pillows

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Low Noon.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

Country trees visit the city.

Keister Island

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

A Wrestler Abroad

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

Opera Pickleball

Perplexed Farmer

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

A Cornish Man

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Culture Wars

'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'