Culture Clash Comedian Pillows

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

"Not to quibble, Helen, but if you look up 'Pathetic Loser' in the dictionary I don't believe anyone's picture is there."

Low Noon.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Last week we paid £400 for a box at Convent Garden to see 'Il Barbiere Di Siviglia' and I spent the entire evening dreaming of 'Take That''.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

Keister Island

Country trees visit the city.

'How'd the negotiations go? Take a wild guess.'

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

Perplexed Farmer

Opera Pickleball

A Wrestler Abroad

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'Knee him in the groin - it always works.'

A Cornish Man

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

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