Cultural Skeptic Prints

'...why people are obsessed with sex is beyond me...'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Why do you hate the media?

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Jacques et Jille

Classic News.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

The following story is based on actual events.

'Actually, we don't like the term 'cannibal', we prefer to be called 'homovores'.'

No Unknown Unknowns

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Paparazzi!"

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'The story you are about to see is as true as most of the stuff you get on televison these days....'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Summertime Blues

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"