Artistic Skeptic Prints

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Had enough of the box.

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Exhibition for Prisoners

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

New Silk Road,

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Micromanagement

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Doing Something About the Weather

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

Alternative Accountants

"What do the know!"

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Maurice Barres