Artistic Skeptic Prints

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Had enough of the box.

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Exhibition for Prisoners

New Silk Road,

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Micromanagement

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'

"It was a gift from god."

Mutant coronavirus

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

"What do the know!"

Alternative Accountants

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

'Free wi-fi for husbands.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"