Cultural Satire Liker Pillows

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Mikado

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"That's very offensive."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Alabama Traffic Jam

Latest Aye Phone

Macho Vegetarian

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"But how many followers do you have?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

Lose the Iraq War.

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

The Bengal Lancers/Bingo Lancers/Bagel Lancers/Bungle Lancers

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

Max Beerbohm