Cultural Movements Gifts

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"I'm just waiting to become fashionable again"

Mardi Gras

Tourists

Turn, turn and turn.

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Jarvis Cocker

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Pearly King and Queen

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

I love Museum Shops

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Snake Charming

Mexican angels.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Slalom

Spiritual Lives Matter

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

The 99% of the 1%