Cultural Mixologists T-Shirts

Rick's American Laundry,

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Espresso Martini Peacock

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

Summertime.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Been there, drunk that."

Rabbit Punch

'The first cocktail.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.