Cultural Mashup Aficionados Gifts

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"OMG, LOL!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

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Holy Guacamole.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"This is Sweden, not Eden."

'I'm on the plain.'

Pamplona 500

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

Gracie and family sing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the Fourth of July.

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

Beijing 2022

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

Yin-Yang-Yum.

Snake and Football.

Samurai Reindeer

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

"An investment group from Tokyo is here. To me it looks like a hostile takeover bid."

Suddenly a delightful Continental custom is sweeping America!

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

Happy Easter!