Cultural Manager Prints

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

The sunglasses.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'Well, it's about time!'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

'Worst case of buzzword overdose I've ever seen!'

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"I'm a big believer in micromanagement."

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

Haile Selassie

The passage of time.