Arts Manager Prints

'So the cuts have started then?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Dolores is so avant garde.

Knickerless Cage.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

I Pagliacci

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."