Cultural Manager Pillows

"I'm sorry. Now that everyone's home reading, watching movies, educating themselves, and reflecting on the meaning of life, there's just no money for the arts."

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

The sunglasses.

'Well, it's about time!'

'I know it's a lot of money but we can't avoid it any longer.'

'Nothing has come to my attention today and I want to know why.'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

'After sleeping on it, I've decided not to allow power naps.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"I'm a big believer in micromanagement."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

"We can't offer you a golden parachute, however we do provide a very attractive escape hatch."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

The passage of time.

Haile Selassie