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Matreshka

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Trump Poutine

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Things are looking up!"

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

Elton John

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Keep on Truckin.

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"It's running five minutes fast."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"It makes you look old."

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."