Cultural Items Pillows

Matreshka

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Trump Poutine

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

The Gladiator.

"Things are looking up!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Keep on Truckin.

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

"It's running five minutes fast."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

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