Cultural Humor Mugs

'Would you mind moving your feet about, I don't want the vegetables to catch?'

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

Stone figures of burger eaters on island - Feaster Island.

BUREAU OF MISSING McPHERSONS

'Don't just stand there-give him the nose of life!'

'How are they going to get it up to French room temperature?'

'Get some smokeless fuel while you're out...we're not speaking to the neighbours!'

'Now that's what I call a pair of tats!'

"Happy Hump Day!"

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Yes, all at once!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

Elephant and Castle

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

"When did this game get started?"

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'Ok, ok, what about this one? There was an Irishman, an Italian and an Englishman ..'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Ma, have you been reading my textbook?'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Irish Jig Saws

'What I wouldn't give for some good eczema medication!'

"The fax machine ate my homework."

Pot Needles

"Sure, we live in a cave but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.