Cultural Economist Pillows

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"Now I really hate poetry."

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

German School

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

All Danish Mohammed Cartoons, All the Time!

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?