Artful Economist Pillows

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Trickledown economics

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

Office of economic forecasting.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"So you're a poet? I don't get exposed to much poetry these days, unless you talk about the poetry of price-to-earnings ratios."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

'It's the NEW Chinese Stock Market Report.'

'We buy and sell them.'

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

'Someday, Son, all of this will be yo....!'

Government Handouts.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.