Cultivation Connoisseur Pillows

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Pull the udder one

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

You are simply the Greatest

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Pelobong

"It's called 'Sold'."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Cows.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Hippie Edibles Co.

Snowman carrot substitute.

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Branding Consultant

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Who's the artist?"

COW. JUST COW.