Cult Tv Aficionado Gifts

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Succession 2

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Bob Odenkirk

Larry David

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Leonard Nimoy

Good Morning Britain

John Waters

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Pop goes the weasel.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

Lifeguard.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Damian Lewis

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"All I got was a cake and a card."