Cult Tv Aficionado Mugs

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Succession 2

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Larry David

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

Pop goes the weasel.

Lifeguard.

"Law & Order: Museum Guards."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"A great leader is a dealer in hope, Fenwick. Remember that."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"They do very well in a talk show format."

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

"All I got was a cake and a card."

'You had me at 'warning'.'