Cult Followings T-Shirts

Philosophical Doomsayers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

Aqua Cool

God throwing bricks on city

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Dr Phil meets his match...

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Snakes on a Plain.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'