Cult Followings Gifts

Philosophical Doomsayers.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Sir, a bunch of bald-headed, castrated humanoids wearing Nikes just materialised with their luggage back there."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Atomic Bear: Part 26

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Aqua Cool

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

God throwing bricks on city

Nasa finally runs out of ideas for missions.

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Amy Winehouse

Billie Piper.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

Dr Phil meets his match...

Amy Winehouse

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Snakes on a Plain.

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

"My enthusiastic devotion to women has been disastrously misunderstood!"

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'