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"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Can't Touch This

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Aqua Cool

God throwing bricks on city

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

For lunch, Maude bought the duck wrap.

Dr Phil meets his match...

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"Big, grabby hands are all the better to grab and...um...shake the hands of my many fans!"

Snakes on a Plain.

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'