Cult Film Connoisseur Pillows

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Film Lovers.

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Chinese History: Redwash

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

Australia's role in the Asian century.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Burger stall at an art gallery

'What will it be tonight? Gore and dismemberment, idiotic and foul-mouthed comedy aimed at fifteen-year-old boys, a macho revenge fantasy, or our special combo platter?'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

'Your dad is very fussy WHO puts on his warpaint!'

The Painting Channel

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'