Cult Cinema Buff Pillows

"Now, this is the first full-length feature short entirely on doorbell camera."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

John Waters

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'Did you know that your birthmark links to a cult group that worships cats?'

Billie Piper.

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

Nosferatu-D2

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"All I got was a cake and a card."

Man Smoking

'The Fly' Starts A Family.

"Well, yes, I am a being made entirely of coleslaw and brought to life by satanic cult members for an as of yet entirely unspecified purpose, but I don't see what that has to do with me buying you a drink..."

"Soylent Green Puppy Food’ is doggie!"

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Snakes on a Plain.

DUBUFFET THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

'The purple dinosaur fan thinks it's really funny that I watched Captain Kangaroo when I was a kid.'

No one bleats about fleece club!

Medieval Tron

Cow Kong.

A Russian nesting doll is implanted with an alien embryo.

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

Cult films!

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I wish I had that kind of energy."

World Global Cult.

Monster Attack

Sid & Nancy & Scott

2001: A Space Holiday

Lemming Cults.